Every now and then I have nothing specific to talk about. Sometimes, a day goes by, and all I have to show for is dried paint on my t-shirt and pants with a scruffy beard that hasn’t fully came in yet. Usually I am thinking, as I drive to work, what will happen today? (Maybe I [...]

“Hey man, you got that new Coldplay CD right?”  Now… you know what’s coming next.  “You wanna burn that for me?”  The concept of CD burning has been around for over 10 years now, but I still haven’t gotten used to this saying.
In history, other “burnings” have not gone over so well.  Take the Nazi’s [...]

Well since I moved to Nashville (hot girl central) I thought I would be truthful with you all and tell you some of the things that have been going on while living in the Dirty South (Bible Belt). 
Life is pretty stressful (awesome) right about now. I have been constantly looking for a job (organizing my [...]

This evening, I participated in a butchering. No, it was not the butchering like we saw in youth football, where the score would be 56-0 because the coach always had the fast kid run a sweep around all the overweight kids who had to wear orange tape on their helmet indicating to everyone else, “Hello [...]

As a recent college grad (May 2007) I have noticed that throughout my upbringing, I have been trained to sub-consciously strive for… “The American Dream!” No, not California Dreams, the smash hit TV show from the early ‘90s that I watched religiously on Saturday’s while eating Crispix.
Some would say that being famous is “livin’ [...]

So I was listening to a current song that made me feel like dancing today. But I was in my car. Dancing requires standing up on two legs. State Law. Well, I guess you can dance in a wheel chair. Actually I’ve seen it done. Twice. Once in a dream, the other on an episode [...]

Dear “Job Alert” people, quit emailing me telling me you have the perfect position available in my field. I do not care if the job is relevant and the only reason you email me is because the zip code I wrote in my application is within 60 miles of the job location. You are no [...]