Archive for September, 2008
September 30th, 2008 by Derek "Bob" Evans
Recently in Nashville (and elsewhere around the Southeast) we have encountered a gas crisis. Basically 95% of Nashville’s fill up stations were empty, causing the majority of drivers to stay at home. Or in my case, play truth or dare with my car.
Me: Ok Chevy Malibu, you got 5 miles left in your tank. I [...]
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September 26th, 2008 by Sojourn Bedfellow
Thrift store shopping is something I really enjoy but doing so comes with its fair share of awkward moments. When I travel around these days, job searching and interviewing I like to stop at Goodwill stores in these different communities. The reason is, I may find a one of a kind school shirt like “Bonar [...]
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September 24th, 2008 by Josh Michael
Yes!!! I finally made it into a minority report. You may be asking yourself “What is Josh talking about?” or “What is a minority report… I hope he’s not talking about that awful Tom Cruise movie” Well to answer your question, no I am not talking about the sci-fi thriller released in 2002 that costs [...]
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September 23rd, 2008 by Derek "Bob" Evans
I recently decided to start high fiving married people. Married couples have recently become minorities. They are odd balls. They are the Joey Fatones of the world. They are the Bill Cartwrights of our heritage.
According to The American Community Survey, released by the Census Bureau, 49.7 percent (or 55.2 Million) of our country is married. [...]
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September 19th, 2008 by Aaron Shanahan
Let me demonstrate how holding my pee in all night is connected to the man working at McDonald’s mopping the drive thru.
Has anyone heard that there is a chemical inside our body that allows us to hold in our urine, especially at night when we are sleeping. Well, last night, that chemical was not present [...]
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September 17th, 2008 by Josh Michael
Television. What an interesting concept. Viewers watch shows that are completely fake on one channel (The View) and 100% true life on another (Lost). How are we to tell what shows are real and which ones are make believe?
While, I can’t say whether all the shows you may watch are real or rooted [...]
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September 16th, 2008 by Derek "Bob" Evans
So I’ve been working out at a “well established” part of Nashville. Green Hills YMCA to be specific. I had to wonder to myself; “Why do my brakes only squeak when I drive in this area?” Sure it’s a ‘99 Chevy Malibu (the kind of car that reminds me of the 5th year student in [...]
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