Recently I took a business trip out of town. Here are some of my thoughts from the trip.

- I think it’s funny how most hotels advertise by saying “Continental Breakfast and FREE HBO”. But nowadays that’s pretty standard. That’s like saying. “We’ve got ceilings and carpet!”

- How come anytime you go back to a hotel room, the beds already made? I think the T.V. and the miniature fridge got bored and decided to do me a favor.

- You know how people who work from computers surf the Internet during their lunch break? I wonder if hotel cleaning ladies jump from bed to bed during theirs?

- I was asked to fill out a survey on O.C.D., but I was too busy washing my hands.

- I pulled off onto an Exit to find that all the gas stations were closed. Then my theory of “Gas Stations are like Cal Ripken, Jr.” went away.

- You ever drive through the night and try to fight sleep by smacking yourself in the face? But then that makes things worse because you get dizzy and start to hallucinate: “Man, I better pullover, I can’t seem to pass this spaceship”.

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