I was going to post last night once I got home. So there I am working late (9:15pm) and wanting to get home to write something mildly entertaining. I hop into my car and start the voyage home. I don’t get more than 80 feet before…

BAM… Car accident time!

I don’t know if you have ever been in an accident, but once you realize your body is okay and get past the frustration of the hassle of being in an accident in America, you start to realize… I have to meet someone.

Now, this is not your standard meeting someone new. The reason it is not your standard meeting is not because you were just in an accident, but the fact that you lose all of your “go to” intro lines. So this is what was running through my head last night as I go to talk to this guy.

“Hi, how’s it going” - He just got in an accident, how do you think it’s going?

“Hi, I’m Josh nice to meet you” - This isn’t nice… This sucks!

“Hi, I’m Josh what’s your name” - What’s the rush? You are about to get his name, license number, phone number(s) and address.

“I’m sorry, what’s your name again?” NEVER admit fault when you are in an accident!

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